adventures in pumping

When you're pregnant you can expect an onslaught of advice.  Do this, not that. Eat this, not that. No caffeine.  Exercise, but not too excessively.  No alcohol or drugs.  So many rules...

Here's a little surprise for after you give birth - the advice doesn't stop.  It never stops.  You will be getting advice until you are either dead or deaf, at which point you won't care because you can't hear the advice anymore.